3 00:00:29,464 --> 00:00:31,074 ♪ A-T-T-A-C-K ♪ 4 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:35,165 ♪ Attack, attack, attack Attack, attack ♪ 5 00:00:35,209 --> 00:00:38,516 ♪ A-T-T-A-C-K Attack, attack ♪ 6 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:41,606 ♪ A-T-T-A-C-K Attack, attack ♪ 7 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:44,696 ♪ Attack, attack Attack, attack ♪ 8 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:47,873 ♪ Movin' in on my territory ♪ 9 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:51,442 ♪ Stealin' my moment All my glory ♪ 10 00:00:51,486 --> 00:00:54,010 ♪ I'm comin' for ya What you gonna do? ♪ 11 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:57,753 ♪ Ain't gon' put up with your attitude ♪ 12 00:00:57,796 --> 00:01:00,756 ♪ Don't try and get cute Stay outta my way ♪ 13 00:01:00,799 --> 00:01:04,064 ♪ I'll crush you hard Put you in a bad place ♪ 14 00:01:04,107 --> 00:01:05,543 ♪ Bad girls rule ♪ 15 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:07,110 ♪ Well, you're runnin' out of time ♪ 16 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:10,592 ♪ I think you'd better run for your life ♪ 17 00:01:10,635 --> 00:01:13,856 ♪ A-T-T-A-C-K Attack, attack ♪ 18 00:01:13,899 --> 00:01:17,207 ♪ A-T-T-A-C-K Attack, attack ♪ 19 00:01:17,251 --> 00:01:20,123 ♪ A-T-T-A-C-K Attack, attack ♪ 20 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:23,605 ♪ Attack, attack Attack, attack ♪ 21 00:01:23,648 --> 00:01:26,782 ♪ Attack, attack Attack, attack ♪ 22 00:01:26,825 --> 00:01:29,567 ♪ ♪ 23 00:01:36,705 --> 00:01:40,143 ♪ ♪ 24 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:42,972 ♪ A-T-T-A-C-K Attack, attack ♪ 25 00:01:43,015 --> 00:01:46,149 ♪ A-T-T-A-C-K Attack, attack ♪ 26 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:49,196 ♪ A-T-T-A-C-K Attack, attack ♪ 27 00:01:49,239 --> 00:01:52,764 ♪ Attack, attack Attack, attack ♪ 28 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:55,898 ♪ A-T-T-A-C-K Attack, attack ♪ 29 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:58,335 ♪ A-T-T-A-C-K Attack, attack ♪ 30 00:01:59,989 --> 00:02:03,775 ♪ Attack, attack Attack, attack ♪ 31 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:06,126 ♪ Attack, attack ♪ 32 00:02:20,009 --> 00:02:24,100 Let's go! Defense! Let's go! 33 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,667 Let's go, Bucs! 34 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:28,191 If you... 35 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:29,453 Are you all right? 36 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:34,023 Our next victim is... 37 00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:36,112 Cassie Stratford? 38 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:38,854 Hi, Brittany. 39 00:02:38,897 --> 00:02:40,638 Do I know you? 40 00:02:40,682 --> 00:02:43,467 You were my guide for freshman orientation. And I'm pledging Zeta Mu? 41 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:46,470 Oh! That's right. 42 00:02:46,514 --> 00:02:47,732 You're the legacy. 43 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:51,432 Too bad your Zeta mommy's not here to help you now. 44 00:02:51,475 --> 00:02:55,305 This is cheer squad. If you want it, come down and earn it. 45 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:57,742 Go get 'em! 46 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:01,093 Hit it! 47 00:03:01,137 --> 00:03:03,705 Five, six, seven, eight! 48 00:03:03,748 --> 00:03:05,707 One, two. Shake that ass. 49 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:07,056 Finish. 50 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,235 Like that? 51 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:13,932 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 52 00:03:13,976 --> 00:03:15,282 Cheer. 53 00:03:15,325 --> 00:03:17,501 Two, three, spike! 54 00:03:17,545 --> 00:03:19,286 Try not to hurt yourself. 55 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:29,383 Next! 56 00:03:29,426 --> 00:03:32,429 Brittany, please give me another chance. I swear, I'll do anything. 57 00:03:32,473 --> 00:03:34,910 Oh, you really shouldn't have said that. 58 00:03:40,045 --> 00:03:42,918 The physics lab will be having a freshman mixer... 59 00:03:42,961 --> 00:03:46,269 this Thursday at 6:30 at the quad. 60 00:03:48,924 --> 00:03:51,361 - Hey. - Yo-ho. 61 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:53,363 How were the tryouts? 62 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:56,192 You know that Hindenburg footage... 63 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:59,543 where people jump to their deaths to avoid a hell fire of burning hydrogen? 64 00:03:59,587 --> 00:04:03,068 That bad, huh? Worse. 65 00:04:03,112 --> 00:04:05,375 - Ah, well, screw 'em. - You don't understand. 66 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:08,596 My mom was captain of the cheer squad three years running... 67 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:10,380 and president of her sorority. 68 00:04:10,424 --> 00:04:12,469 She has expectations. 69 00:04:12,513 --> 00:04:14,863 Okay, no offense, but screw her too. 70 00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:17,866 Thank you for coming on such short notice, Mr. Grey. 71 00:04:17,909 --> 00:04:20,999 Zem-Chem poured a ton of money into this project, Doc. 72 00:04:21,043 --> 00:04:23,828 If you've made a breakthrough, I need to know about it pronto. Just tell me one thing. 73 00:04:23,872 --> 00:04:25,917 - Can it fix this? - I don't understand. 74 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:29,443 - What's the biggest problem with plastic surgery, Doc? - Sometimes patients get lost... 75 00:04:29,486 --> 00:04:32,707 Wrong! It's goddamn turkey neck! 76 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:37,015 These middle-aged broads come out of face-lift surgery, 77 00:04:37,059 --> 00:04:39,279 and their throats still look like my Uncle Bob's scrotum. 78 00:04:40,671 --> 00:04:43,413 That's an interesting picture. 79 00:04:43,457 --> 00:04:45,502 Kyle. Kyle! Cassie! 80 00:04:45,546 --> 00:04:51,029 This is Kyle Brooks, Cassie Stratford, my assistants. 81 00:04:51,073 --> 00:04:54,424 - And this is Mr. Grey, rep from Zem-Chem. - How are you? 82 00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:55,643 He's just a kid. I know. 83 00:04:55,686 --> 00:04:58,341 Well, a kid with a master's in biochemistry. 84 00:04:58,385 --> 00:05:00,430 Listen, kid. Degrees don't mean a squatting shit to me. 85 00:05:00,474 --> 00:05:03,694 Sure as hell ain't gonna get you a job. What I want is results. 86 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:05,479 Okay, uh, well, take a look then. 87 00:05:05,522 --> 00:05:07,742 Um, just... Right over here. 88 00:05:07,785 --> 00:05:09,831 This was taken three days ago, 89 00:05:09,874 --> 00:05:12,268 right before we administered the Renew compound. 90 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,357 - Okay, it's a rat. - Actually, sir, it's a mouse. 91 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:17,447 Whatever. So what? 92 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:22,365 Are you saying Renew did this? 93 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:25,368 The compound was created to rejuvenate aging epidermal cells, 94 00:05:25,412 --> 00:05:27,675 but it's gone so beyond that. 95 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:31,069 Yeah, a-a-and here's the really cool part. Come here. 96 00:05:31,113 --> 00:05:32,723 Just one second. 97 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:36,553 Um, see, Renew is actually morphing chromosomes. 98 00:05:36,597 --> 00:05:40,383 It's aiding replication, so only the healthiest cells undergo mitosis. 99 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:43,081 In other words, it turns ugly... 100 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:44,779 into cute. 101 00:05:44,822 --> 00:05:46,650 I have one question. 102 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:49,697 - Will it work on titties? - Oh, we're a long way from Th... 103 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:51,046 Yes, it'll work on titties. 104 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:53,396 You're beautiful, Doc! I love ya! 105 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:54,832 Zem-Chem's gonna piss fireworks! 106 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:56,834 That's good? Good? Good? 107 00:05:56,878 --> 00:06:00,447 That's better than good! Funding for Renew is gonna go through the goddamn roof! 108 00:06:00,490 --> 00:06:02,405 - Great. - You know what? 109 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:04,625 This calls for a meditative moment. 110 00:06:04,668 --> 00:06:08,019 Ladies and gentlemen, how do you like your hookers? I don't... I wouldn't think... 111 00:06:08,063 --> 00:06:10,631 Come on! Let's get some champagne up here and celebrate! 112 00:06:10,674 --> 00:06:12,154 - Okay. - Come on! 113 00:06:12,197 --> 00:06:14,461 I can't. I have another appointment I have to go to. 114 00:06:14,504 --> 00:06:16,332 You're bailing? This is what we've been waiting for. 115 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:20,162 - This is our big moment. - I'm so sorry. See ya later. 116 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:21,468 Uh, Cass... 117 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:23,426 Bye! 118 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:25,123 Oh. There you are. 119 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:26,908 It's Cassie, isn't it? 120 00:06:26,951 --> 00:06:29,606 I'm Sondra, the Zeta's housemother. 121 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:31,913 Let's have a seat in the living room. 122 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:39,834 Oh! Where are my manners? Would you like a tea? 123 00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:42,445 We have a wonderful chamomile. 124 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:44,447 It's, uh... It's very soothing. 125 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:46,188 Don't go to any trouble. 126 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:48,843 No, no, it's no trouble at all, not for Zeta's youngest sisters. 127 00:06:48,886 --> 00:06:51,715 Here, I'll just put on a fresh pot. 128 00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:53,717 Be back in a minute. 129 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,203 Wow, she's nice. 130 00:07:01,246 --> 00:07:03,945 I was afraid there was gonna be a hazing. 131 00:07:05,686 --> 00:07:08,079 The kettle's on. Shall we begin? 132 00:07:34,018 --> 00:07:36,020 So beautiful. 133 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,682 Girls, lights out. 134 00:07:45,726 --> 00:07:47,858 Step inside, you dumb skanks. 135 00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:50,731 I said move, bitches, 136 00:07:50,774 --> 00:07:52,907 before I rip your tits off! 137 00:07:57,738 --> 00:08:00,871 May God have mercy on your souls. 138 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:05,136 What is that? 139 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:11,534 I don't wanna get hurt. I really wanna get out of here. 140 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:14,798 Here, pledgie, pledgie. Here, pledgie, pledgie. 141 00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:19,368 Here, pledgie, pledgie. Here, pledgie, pledgie. 142 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:23,938 Here, pledgie, pledgie. Here, pledgie, pledgie. 143 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:26,549 Welcome to Hell Month, sluts. 144 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:28,333 Yeah. That's right. 145 00:08:28,377 --> 00:08:31,293 I said Hell Month! 146 00:08:31,336 --> 00:08:33,164 Most houses do a week, 147 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:36,603 but if you wanna be a Zeta Mu, you have to earn it. 148 00:08:36,646 --> 00:08:39,867 Starting tonight! Strip! 149 00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:41,651 Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! 150 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:45,002 Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! 151 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:46,438 Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! 152 00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:48,310 We need to work on this. 153 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:49,746 And here. 154 00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:52,140 Oh, my God. Gross. 155 00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:54,490 Next! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! 156 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,536 I thought I told you to strip! 157 00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:58,712 Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! 158 00:08:58,755 --> 00:09:01,062 Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! 159 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:03,586 Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! 160 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:06,023 Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! 161 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:07,982 Strip! Strip! Strip! 162 00:09:08,025 --> 00:09:10,767 Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! 163 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:13,553 You're, like, perfect. 164 00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:16,381 You disgust me! Get out of my sight! 165 00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:18,166 Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! 166 00:09:19,907 --> 00:09:23,432 Cassie, Cassie, Cassie. 167 00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:24,912 Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! 168 00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:27,479 Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! 169 00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:30,395 Oh! Oh, yeah! 170 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:33,137 Yes! Yes! Yes! 171 00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:35,531 - Oh... No. Come on. Give it to me! - Don't stop! 172 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,621 Give it to me! Yeah! 173 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:41,537 - Oh, yeah! - It's all you, baby! Ride this shit, baby! 174 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,147 Ride it! Yes! 175 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:45,541 Yeah! Yeah, ride it! Oh, yeah! 176 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,848 Take the stick, baby! It's like a steering stick! 177 00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:50,328 Who's your mommy? 178 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:55,682 Dear God. Cassie. 179 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:58,249 Wh-What happened to your face? 180 00:09:58,293 --> 00:10:00,512 I'm fine. Just some of the girls messing around. 181 00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:02,732 Oh, thank God! 182 00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:04,734 I thought you were breaking out again. 183 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:07,650 Remember Spanish Club? What did they call you? 184 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:10,522 Senorita Blotchy Face. Yeah. 185 00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:12,394 Thanks for the memories, Mom. 186 00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:15,310 Oh! Did you hear your sister's big news? 187 00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:18,400 Her squad won the city tournament. 188 00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:21,664 Whoo-whoo! 189 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:24,798 So, any news on the tryouts? 190 00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:27,235 Yeah. I, uh... 191 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:28,802 I made the squad. 192 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:34,982 And you wanted to quit trying? 193 00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:38,681 You remember what I said. Cheerleading is not just for the pretty girls. 194 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,596 So you'll send a check for the rest of the tuition? 195 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,425 Yep. You earned it. 196 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:46,428 - Go, Cassie. Go, Cassie. - Oh, don't stop! 197 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,082 What is that noise? 198 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,779 Nothing. Gorilla Weekend. History Channel. 199 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:53,261 - Gotta go. Bye! - No! No, no! No! 200 00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,698 Crazy bitch! Get away from me! 201 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:58,092 It's organic! 202 00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,224 No! I was gonna lube it up first! 203 00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:02,749 No! You're fucking crazy! Get away from me! 204 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,881 Man! Somebody help me! 205 00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:08,580 Oh. Hey, Cass. Hungry? 206 00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,800 I'll pass. 207 00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:12,280 Okay. 208 00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:42,179 What do you have that I don't? Look at you, and look at me. 209 00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,659 Senorita Blotchy Face. 210 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,356 Next! Next! 211 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,750 Too bad your Zeta mommy's not here to help you now! 212 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:50,231 Cheerleading is not just for the pretty girls. 213 00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:54,191 - Look at you, and look at me. - Dear God. 214 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,803 Cassie, Cassie, Cassie. 215 00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,900 ♪♪ Hold on to that ticket stub. 216 00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:53,511 It's worth a free soda at Jiffy Squid. 217 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,787 Jett. Jett? 218 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,268 Jett! Wake up! 219 00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:59,186 What is wrong with her? 220 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:21,643 ♪ ♪ 221 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:28,955 ♪ ♪ 222 00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,899 Britt, you look amazing. 223 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:02,423 I do, don't I? 224 00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,513 Holy shit. 225 00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:47,511 Hi, Brittany. 226 00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:50,471 How is this possible? 227 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,995 Uh, just a little makeover. 228 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,518 I know this stylist on Broadway. 229 00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:57,826 A stylist? A stylist did all this? 230 00:15:57,869 --> 00:16:00,350 - What's his name? - It's kind of a secret. 231 00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:02,352 He likes to keep exclusive clientele. 232 00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,006 Tell me. 233 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,878 Tell me his name, or I'll slice your fucking throat! 234 00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:12,014 Whatever. You need to grab a leaf and start fanning, or there'll be hell to pay. 235 00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:16,714 She looks incredible. 236 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,369 Hello? 237 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:22,372 Hey, Cass. It's Kyle. 238 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:25,723 Um, listen, something weird happened at the lab last night. 239 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,551 Define "weird." 240 00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:28,944 I don't know. 241 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,555 Something broke into Fluffy's cage... 242 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,557 and ripped him apart. 243 00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:37,257 I mean, I am talking full-on, like, Wolverine style. 244 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:42,044 There's nothing left but blood and fur. 245 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:45,047 Um, can you just... Can you come over here and help me inventory supplies, please? 246 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,180 I'm kind of in the middle of something right now. 247 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:51,140 In the middle of what? A kegger at the Zeta house? Come on. This is important. 248 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,273 Kyle, I'll be there in a few hours. I promise. 249 00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,971 You know what? Forget it. Have fun at your party. 250 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:11,465 Oh! Son of a bitch! Oh! Geez. I'm so sorry. 251 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:14,511 That was in my face. Really? I'm so sorry. 252 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,948 I really am. 253 00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:20,909 Don't even worry about it. Never happened. Okay? We're just gonna erase that one. 254 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:25,044 Um, who are you? Never seen you before in my life. 255 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,089 I'm a freshman pledge. I've seen you around campus. 256 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,439 Ah, you've seen me around campus. Freshman pledge. 257 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,876 Trudy, what's up? Hey, Brandon. 258 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,878 Trudy. She does all my math homework. 259 00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:38,970 Looks like Brandon's on the rebound. 260 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,108 Zeta pledges! 261 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:49,111 Front and center! 262 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,809 Here at the Zeta house, 263 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:54,247 there's nothing more important... 264 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,031 than loyalty. 265 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,643 And what better symbol of loyalty... 266 00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:02,516 than a man's best friend? 267 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:08,783 I give you... the Zeta canine challenge! 268 00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,661 Ladies and gentlemen, 269 00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:21,100 Zeta Mu House proudly presents... 270 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,319 the canine challenge! 271 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,757 Oh! 272 00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,933 Lap it up, you! Lap it up! Go on now! 273 00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:32,372 Drink me grog. Lap it up until the last drop. 274 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:35,984 I know mermaids that can suck the barnacles off my ship quicker than you. 275 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:39,161 Now lap! Come on now! Faster, will ya! That's right! 276 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,511 Ooh! Loser. 277 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:44,297 Very good. You're done. Off you go! Ha-ha-ha! 278 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:48,344 Come on, you slow poke! Make it quicker! Come with me, my dear. 279 00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:49,824 There you go, lass. Good for you. 280 00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:53,219 Good little pup y'are! Now off you go! 281 00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:55,699 Quickly. Quickly, I tell ya. 282 00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:58,267 You! Come on, you slow poke! 283 00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:01,444 Me paint's dryin' on me ship. Now let's go! 284 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:04,926 And now, ladies and gentlemen, for your viewing pleasure, 285 00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,710 the canine slalom. 286 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:10,410 Come on, you saucy wench. Come now. 287 00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:11,541 Off you go, lass! 288 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:14,327 Have at ya! Har-har! 289 00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,459 Weave. Bob and weave. Bob and weave. 290 00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:19,201 I'm bobbing and... 291 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,421 - Ooh! - Last one, last one. Roundabout. Over here. 292 00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,553 Here, pup. Here, pup. Aye! 293 00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:31,431 Follow the line. Walk me plank, lass. Walk me plank. 294 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:34,085 She's not lookin' so good. 295 00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,304 Oh! Oh! 296 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:46,402 And now, the best for last. 297 00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,578 Come on now. 298 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:51,190 Away you go! Ohh! 299 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,931 Oh, my! 300 00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,413 Impressive. Ha-ha! 301 00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:59,937 Shiver me timbers! Ha-ha! 302 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,597 Oh, my... What? 303 00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:10,426 For the ball challenge. Ha-ha! 304 00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:14,213 Oh. Oh, my. 305 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:17,172 Whoa. 306 00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:21,872 I... I got nothing else. 307 00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,226 There you go. 308 00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:44,025 I cannot believe you did that. 309 00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:45,635 I don't know what came over me. 310 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:48,986 Ever since I injected the Renew, I've felt this weird confidence. 311 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:51,293 Hey, Cass, look at those guys checking you out. 312 00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:54,731 No chance in hell, jerk-offs. Just keep movin'. 313 00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:56,342 Ohh! 314 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:57,691 Yeah, okay. 315 00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,522 Geez, they didn't even look my way. 316 00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:06,308 Not sure I like what we got going on here. 317 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:10,225 What did Kyle say about your little science experiment? 318 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,489 - Yeah. About that... - Are you shitting me? You haven't told him yet? 319 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:21,454 Cassie, this Renew stuff turned you into a Barbie. 320 00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:22,933 Overnight. 321 00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:25,327 I meant to tell him, but... 322 00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:27,329 I got distracted. 323 00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:31,159 ♪ If you were mine ♪ 324 00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:34,684 ♪ Then the stars would align ♪ 325 00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:41,038 ♪ Our hearts and minds would sing in perfect time ♪ 326 00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:43,737 ♪ We'd never be blue ♪ 327 00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:48,263 ♪ If it was just me and you ♪ 328 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,047 ♪ Please tell me you do... ♪ 329 00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:53,224 You little slut! 330 00:21:53,268 --> 00:21:56,097 Totally want that quarterback to Shia your Le Douche, don't you? 331 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,838 I don't even know what that means. 332 00:21:57,881 --> 00:21:59,796 You know. Beef your burrito. 333 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,973 Pound your mollywog. Make the sexy time. Okay, you can stop now. 334 00:22:03,017 --> 00:22:04,497 All right. 335 00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:07,282 - Just promise me you'll tell Kyle. Okay? - Sure. 336 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,110 Go, go, go! Get him! 337 00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:14,115 Oh, hey, look. It's Ryan. 338 00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:18,815 Hi, Ryan! 339 00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:20,295 How about a pickle next time? 340 00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:23,864 Why does he look so scared? 341 00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:26,780 What? 342 00:22:28,042 --> 00:22:30,610 It might have something to do with a cucumber. 343 00:23:15,263 --> 00:23:17,004 Hello? 344 00:23:20,224 --> 00:23:22,313 Anybody there? 345 00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:27,144 Hello? 346 00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:30,800 Stupid jackhole! 347 00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:32,802 I almost peed myself. 348 00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:34,630 Sorry, baby. I couldn't help myself. 349 00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:37,590 Well, you're gonna be helping yourself from now on. 350 00:23:37,633 --> 00:23:40,549 I hope you and your hand will be very happy together. Tiffy, don't be like that. 351 00:23:40,593 --> 00:23:42,856 We got the showers to ourselves. 352 00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:45,989 I thought we could do the sexy slip-and-slide. 353 00:23:46,033 --> 00:23:49,471 - ♪ Ho-ho-ho ♪ - Oh! You smell like a hobo. Go take a shower. 354 00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:53,083 And find your wallet, because you're taking me out for lobster. 355 00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:55,390 Oh, man! 356 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,566 So unfair! 357 00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:20,328 Mac, if that's you, I swear to God... 358 00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:22,199 It's your final warning. 359 00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:07,593 Everyone, thank Tiff for freaking out over a stupid bug and twisting her ankle. 360 00:25:07,636 --> 00:25:09,551 It wasn't a little bug. 361 00:25:09,595 --> 00:25:12,423 It was a spider, and it was "gibungous." Like, cow-sized. 362 00:25:12,467 --> 00:25:14,382 Sure. A spider cow. 363 00:25:14,425 --> 00:25:17,516 Sounds like Mac finally boinked what's left of your brains out! 364 00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:20,693 I know what I saw. 365 00:25:20,736 --> 00:25:22,956 Anyway, 'cause of Tiff's accident, 366 00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:25,915 now we have to rearrange all of our routines. 367 00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:29,484 No, you don't. I've seen all of your routines, and I'm a really quick learner. 368 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:33,401 You had your chance, and you choked on a big one. 369 00:25:33,444 --> 00:25:35,272 Like Tiff on prom night. 370 00:25:35,316 --> 00:25:37,579 Hey! 371 00:25:37,623 --> 00:25:40,277 Anyway, we can't use you. 372 00:25:40,321 --> 00:25:41,975 Bye-bye now. 373 00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:50,026 Come on, Brittany. Let's give her a chance. Yeah, come on! 374 00:25:50,070 --> 00:25:52,725 Just give her a chance. Yeah! 375 00:25:52,768 --> 00:25:54,640 Yeah! She's, like, really pretty. 376 00:25:54,683 --> 00:25:56,990 Fine! 377 00:25:59,949 --> 00:26:02,561 Try not to embarrass yourself this time. 378 00:26:03,997 --> 00:26:05,476 Hit it! 379 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:09,132 ♪ ♪ 380 00:26:09,176 --> 00:26:10,569 Ahh! 381 00:26:19,229 --> 00:26:21,144 ♪ I'm a dirty girl, mm-hmm-mmm ♪ 382 00:26:21,188 --> 00:26:24,104 ♪ I-I-I-I-I'm a dirty girl ♪ 383 00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:27,411 ♪ Don't tell me what you wanna do to me ♪ 384 00:26:27,455 --> 00:26:31,807 ♪ I can give you everything you need ♪ 385 00:26:31,851 --> 00:26:33,940 ♪ Let me satisfy your fantasies ♪ 386 00:26:33,983 --> 00:26:37,857 ♪ Come on, baby Just give it to me ♪ 387 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:41,295 ♪ Touch me there I-I-I-I can be your dirty girl ♪ 388 00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:45,691 ♪ Pull my hair I-I-I-I will be your dirty girl ♪ 389 00:26:45,734 --> 00:26:49,129 ♪ Dirty! Dirty! It's a dirty world ♪ 390 00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:52,523 ♪ Dirty! Dirty! I-I-I'll be your dirty girl ♪ 391 00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:54,613 ♪ Touch me there, dirty! ♪ 392 00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:56,484 ♪ I'll be your dirty girl ♪ 393 00:26:56,527 --> 00:26:58,007 ♪ Touch me there, dirty! ♪ 394 00:26:58,051 --> 00:26:59,792 ♪ I-I-I'm a dirty girl It gets better ♪ 395 00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:01,968 ♪ Pull my hair, dirty! ♪ 396 00:27:02,011 --> 00:27:04,274 ♪ I'll be your dirty girl ♪ 397 00:27:04,318 --> 00:27:07,626 ♪ Touch me there I'll be your dirty girl ♪ 398 00:27:10,933 --> 00:27:12,761 That was so good! 399 00:27:12,805 --> 00:27:14,415 Do you wanna go to the mall? 400 00:27:21,988 --> 00:27:25,644 - I made the squad! - Okay, congratulations. 401 00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:28,211 So you think your mom will quite riding your ass now? 402 00:27:28,255 --> 00:27:29,952 Mm-hmm. 403 00:27:29,996 --> 00:27:32,346 - That's why you tried out, right? - Yeah, of course. 404 00:27:32,389 --> 00:27:34,522 - Mm-hmm. - Is this really necessary? 405 00:27:34,565 --> 00:27:37,220 Dean Willis observed my class last semester. 406 00:27:37,264 --> 00:27:40,702 It's university policy, Professor. You know that. 407 00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:42,008 What's the school afraid of? 408 00:27:42,051 --> 00:27:44,097 That I'm gonna use the "F" word... 409 00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:49,102 or maybe show one of the coeds my stimulus package? 410 00:27:49,145 --> 00:27:53,323 I find your crass attempt at humor very unprofessional. 411 00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:56,979 Watch yourself, Professor White. I'm gonna have my eye on you. 412 00:27:57,023 --> 00:27:58,720 "I'm gonna have my eye on you." 413 00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:05,292 You all right? You eat a bad burrito or something? 414 00:28:05,335 --> 00:28:06,772 No. I'm fine. 415 00:28:06,815 --> 00:28:09,122 Good morning, class. 416 00:28:09,165 --> 00:28:13,126 We have a guest observing today... Dean Hinkle. 417 00:28:13,169 --> 00:28:15,694 Okay, guys. 418 00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:17,391 It's time to put your phones away. 419 00:28:19,175 --> 00:28:20,829 Put your phones away. 420 00:28:25,007 --> 00:28:27,270 Put your... 421 00:28:28,576 --> 00:28:31,448 Please put your phones away. 422 00:28:31,492 --> 00:28:33,189 Okay. That one hurt. 423 00:28:33,233 --> 00:28:37,193 Whoa. Cass, are you okay? 424 00:28:37,237 --> 00:28:39,587 So I trust everyone has read their assignment... John Maynard Keynes. 425 00:28:41,676 --> 00:28:43,809 Keynes's argument that... 426 00:28:43,852 --> 00:28:47,987 "Inadequate aggregate demand could lead to extended periods of unemployment." 427 00:28:49,162 --> 00:28:51,207 Keynes also said... 428 00:28:57,910 --> 00:28:59,520 Son of a whore! 429 00:28:59,563 --> 00:29:01,957 Ow! Ow-ow-ow-ow! 430 00:29:02,001 --> 00:29:05,439 Shit! It hurts! It's like fire! I'm blind! 431 00:29:05,482 --> 00:29:09,530 What the hell is... Ow! Ow! I'm blind! 432 00:29:09,573 --> 00:29:11,358 Oh, my... Godda... Ow! Ow! 433 00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:14,230 Ow! Shit! It hurts! 434 00:29:14,274 --> 00:29:17,320 It stings! It burns! 435 00:29:17,364 --> 00:29:20,497 Shit, it hurts! Goddamn fire! Blind! 436 00:29:22,282 --> 00:29:23,849 Jesus Christ! 437 00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:27,243 Someone's in big trouble! I am so... 438 00:29:27,287 --> 00:29:30,203 Thank God this lecture wasn't televised. 439 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:35,121 Why me, God? Why not one of the students? 440 00:29:35,164 --> 00:29:36,731 Why me? 441 00:29:42,998 --> 00:29:46,741 It's clear. Cass, Kyle's not around. 442 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,134 Come on. 443 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:52,225 I got you. I got you. 444 00:29:52,268 --> 00:29:53,922 Oh, God. 445 00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:57,883 You're okay? Okay, take a seat. 446 00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:01,277 Oh, God. 447 00:30:01,321 --> 00:30:03,236 Cass, we really need to get you some help. 448 00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:05,020 No, I'm fine. I'm... 449 00:30:08,371 --> 00:30:10,330 Okay, no, you're not. 450 00:30:20,035 --> 00:30:21,341 Hey, guys. What's up? 451 00:30:21,384 --> 00:30:22,951 Hey, Kyle. 452 00:30:31,655 --> 00:30:32,874 Kyle, let me explain. 453 00:30:34,397 --> 00:30:37,879 Shit a brick. Are you kidding me? 454 00:30:37,923 --> 00:30:42,275 Explain what? You took an experimental compound to impress some pom-pom-waving twits? 455 00:30:42,318 --> 00:30:44,581 You should be happy. Renew works better than we imagined. 456 00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:47,497 There's just one tiny side effect. 457 00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:51,066 Tiny? I-I wouldn't call this "tiny," Cass. You're a she-hulk. 458 00:30:51,110 --> 00:30:53,329 - Don't forget the tennis ball. - Oh, yeah. 459 00:30:53,373 --> 00:30:57,116 I can jump really high, and I'm kind of a cheerleading stud. 460 00:30:57,159 --> 00:31:00,815 Okay, I'm calling Dr. Higgs. We're gonna see if we can flush the Renew from your system. 461 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,643 No! Yes. 462 00:31:02,686 --> 00:31:05,689 No! I don't want it out of my system. 463 00:31:05,733 --> 00:31:07,169 Um, Cass? 464 00:31:07,213 --> 00:31:10,216 I think, uh, Superdork might be right here. 465 00:31:10,259 --> 00:31:13,045 You have no idea what that's doing to your body. 466 00:31:13,088 --> 00:31:16,309 I don't care. I've been homely, forgettable Cassie my entire life. 467 00:31:16,352 --> 00:31:19,051 Now people notice me, and I like it. 468 00:31:19,094 --> 00:31:20,400 Uh... 469 00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:24,839 - Where are you going? - I need a bigger uniform. 470 00:31:27,494 --> 00:31:28,930 ♪ Wanna be ♪ 471 00:31:28,974 --> 00:31:30,671 ♪ Hangin' with the it crowd ♪ 472 00:31:30,714 --> 00:31:32,455 ♪ A limousine ♪ 473 00:31:32,499 --> 00:31:36,329 ♪ To take you to a club downtown ♪ 474 00:31:36,372 --> 00:31:40,159 ♪ I'll put you down Make it you plus three ♪ 475 00:31:40,202 --> 00:31:43,727 ♪ You could be with the bes and the wannabes ♪ 476 00:31:43,771 --> 00:31:45,555 ♪ Yeah ♪ 477 00:31:45,599 --> 00:31:47,688 ♪ Come on now ♪ 478 00:31:47,731 --> 00:31:49,646 ♪ You wanna party with the "A" list ♪ 479 00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:51,735 Defense! Defense! 480 00:31:51,779 --> 00:31:54,869 ♪ Legendary like Elvis Let's! Hold! That! Line! ♪ 481 00:32:00,657 --> 00:32:02,529 ♪ Come on now ♪ 482 00:32:02,572 --> 00:32:06,228 ♪ Do you wanna shine just like a celebrity? ♪ 483 00:32:06,272 --> 00:32:07,969 ♪ Flashing lights ♪ 484 00:32:08,013 --> 00:32:10,754 ♪ From the paparazzi ♪ 485 00:32:10,798 --> 00:32:13,496 ♪ And be who you wanna be ♪ 486 00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:17,413 ♪ You wanna party with the "A" list ♪ 487 00:32:17,457 --> 00:32:20,939 Let's go! Let's go! ♪ Legendary like Elvis ♪ 488 00:32:20,982 --> 00:32:23,245 ♪ You wanna party with the "A" list ♪ 489 00:32:23,289 --> 00:32:25,247 We're here to beat the Panthers! 490 00:32:25,291 --> 00:32:28,163 We're here to beat the Panthers! 491 00:32:28,207 --> 00:32:31,514 We're here to beat the Panthers! 492 00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:34,909 ♪ ♪ 493 00:32:37,607 --> 00:32:39,914 ♪ Come on now ♪ 494 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:42,699 ♪ You could be with the bes ♪ 495 00:32:42,743 --> 00:32:44,919 Let's go! ♪ And the wannabes ♪ 496 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:48,009 ♪ You wanna party with the "A" list ♪ Let's go, defense! Let's go! 497 00:32:50,925 --> 00:32:52,013 ♪ You wanna party ♪ 498 00:32:52,057 --> 00:32:56,017 ♪ With the "A" list ♪ 499 00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:57,540 See ya at practice. 500 00:32:57,584 --> 00:32:59,412 See ya, Cassie! 501 00:32:59,455 --> 00:33:00,630 Oop! Got your hat! 502 00:33:02,154 --> 00:33:05,505 Hey. Cass. 503 00:33:05,548 --> 00:33:08,334 What's going on? You haven't answered my calls. 504 00:33:08,377 --> 00:33:11,206 I've been busy. Yeah, well, so has your pituitary gland. 505 00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:14,818 Okay? It looks like Renew has accelerated the production of your growth hormones. 506 00:33:14,862 --> 00:33:17,473 Which explains the increased vitality and dexterity. 507 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:19,127 I don't wanna talk about this right now. 508 00:33:19,171 --> 00:33:21,434 Oh. Okay. Well, let's talk, uh, possible side effects. 509 00:33:21,477 --> 00:33:24,480 Like liver failure or cardiac arrest. 510 00:33:24,524 --> 00:33:26,134 I feel fine. I feel better than fine. 511 00:33:26,178 --> 00:33:29,007 I feel freakin' awesome. But for how long? 512 00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:30,182 Come on, Cass, be reasonable. 513 00:33:30,225 --> 00:33:32,575 At least let us monitor your condition... 514 00:33:32,619 --> 00:33:35,926 before all this pom-pomming sucks your I.Q. dry. 515 00:33:35,970 --> 00:33:38,059 What'd you say? You heard me. 516 00:33:38,103 --> 00:33:40,583 The Cass I knew was a scientist. 517 00:33:40,627 --> 00:33:42,890 Now you're throwing all that away to be some bimbo cheerleader. 518 00:33:42,933 --> 00:33:45,110 I happen to like cheerleading. 519 00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:47,199 Okay. You know what? Fine. 520 00:33:48,635 --> 00:33:50,028 I'm going back to the lab. 521 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,337 Hey! Hey. 522 00:33:55,381 --> 00:33:58,079 Is that, uh... That little guy. 523 00:33:58,123 --> 00:34:00,951 Is he, uh... Is he bothering you? Not anymore. 524 00:34:00,995 --> 00:34:03,302 All right. 'Cause, uh, I'll kick his ass. 525 00:34:03,345 --> 00:34:06,044 All right? Just for you. No problem. Free of charge. 526 00:34:06,087 --> 00:34:09,177 I mean, not that, you know, you need my help. Could probably squash that guy like a bug. 527 00:34:09,221 --> 00:34:11,571 Are you making fun of me? Oh, no, no. I'm a big fan of the new look. 528 00:34:11,614 --> 00:34:13,747 Read all about it in the State Press. 529 00:34:13,790 --> 00:34:16,750 Something about a... weird family growth spurt thing, like, genetic... 530 00:34:16,793 --> 00:34:17,664 Something like that. 531 00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:19,405 Gotcha. 532 00:34:19,448 --> 00:34:21,885 Um, saw the picture of your mom, though, at the Zeta house. 533 00:34:21,929 --> 00:34:24,192 How come she isn't... tall? 534 00:34:24,236 --> 00:34:26,629 It skips a generation. Too bad for her. 535 00:34:26,673 --> 00:34:29,589 'Cause this... whole thing... 536 00:34:29,632 --> 00:34:30,851 is, uh... 537 00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:34,463 You look good. 538 00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:36,291 Thanks. 539 00:34:36,335 --> 00:34:39,555 Um, you gonna do the... You're doing the fun run, right? 540 00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:41,122 Me and the other pledges. 541 00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:43,559 Cool. Well, uh, I'll see you there. 542 00:34:43,603 --> 00:34:45,692 And maybe we could, uh, 543 00:34:45,735 --> 00:34:47,215 hang out or something. 544 00:34:47,259 --> 00:34:48,825 Oww! 545 00:34:48,869 --> 00:34:50,088 See you later.Okay. 546 00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:56,964 Dude, you are a freak! 547 00:34:57,007 --> 00:34:59,793 She is like a mountain! 548 00:34:59,836 --> 00:35:01,186 Yeah. 549 00:35:01,229 --> 00:35:03,231 A sexy... 550 00:35:03,275 --> 00:35:05,015 sexy mountain. 551 00:35:05,059 --> 00:35:07,105 Yes, she is mountainous. 552 00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:10,412 And I am gonna climb that shit like Mount Everest. 553 00:35:10,456 --> 00:35:12,153 Kilimanjaro that shit! 554 00:35:13,850 --> 00:35:15,896 Get the pack ready. 555 00:35:15,939 --> 00:35:17,898 Oh, I've got it. 556 00:35:19,726 --> 00:35:21,858 Think we need 0-2 on this one. 557 00:35:24,513 --> 00:35:27,125 ♪ ♪ 558 00:35:33,870 --> 00:35:35,655 ♪ ♪ 559 00:35:38,266 --> 00:35:41,226 Welcome to the 12th annual Undie Fun Run! 560 00:35:43,532 --> 00:35:47,536 Remember, all proceeds benefit testicular cancer research. 561 00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:52,062 So screw you, cancer! Keep your hands off our balls! 562 00:35:54,848 --> 00:35:57,111 The race will begin momentarily. 563 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:59,635 But first... 564 00:35:59,679 --> 00:36:03,552 Zeta Hell Month is almost over. 565 00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:05,337 Aww! 566 00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:06,990 To celebrate, 567 00:36:07,034 --> 00:36:08,992 we thought the pledges deserved... 568 00:36:09,036 --> 00:36:12,039 a little treat. 569 00:36:12,082 --> 00:36:15,521 And don't forget the whipped cream. 570 00:36:15,564 --> 00:36:17,827 Hose 'em down, girls. 571 00:36:31,101 --> 00:36:34,322 Okay. That's enough. Hmph! 572 00:36:34,366 --> 00:36:37,369 We want to make sure that the pledges have plenty of fluids... 573 00:36:37,412 --> 00:36:38,805 during the race. 574 00:36:40,372 --> 00:36:43,505 You need to kill this before the end of the run, 575 00:36:43,549 --> 00:36:46,595 or you aren't a Zeta Mu. 576 00:36:46,639 --> 00:36:47,553 But I'm too young to die. 577 00:36:47,596 --> 00:36:50,556 Yeah, me too. 578 00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:52,819 I can't fit that in my mouth. 579 00:36:52,862 --> 00:36:55,387 I don't know, Britt. That's a big bottle. 580 00:36:55,430 --> 00:36:56,692 It's not safe. 581 00:36:58,564 --> 00:37:01,567 Every... last... drop, 582 00:37:01,610 --> 00:37:03,525 or you aren't a Zeta Mu. 583 00:37:03,569 --> 00:37:05,353 Make your choice. 584 00:37:05,397 --> 00:37:09,052 The race is about to start. 585 00:37:15,972 --> 00:37:18,758 All right. All right. 586 00:37:33,468 --> 00:37:34,991 Screw it. 587 00:37:39,082 --> 00:37:42,564 Yes! 588 00:37:46,351 --> 00:37:49,310 Is that what you want? 589 00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:50,572 See? That's what I'm talkin' about! 590 00:37:50,616 --> 00:37:53,358 That's what I'm talkin' about! 591 00:37:53,401 --> 00:37:55,882 Right there! There it is! 592 00:37:55,925 --> 00:37:57,623 What do you think you're doing? 593 00:37:57,666 --> 00:38:00,103 I'm sick of being your bitch so you can feel a few inches taller. 594 00:38:00,147 --> 00:38:01,583 But Hell Month is almost over. 595 00:38:01,627 --> 00:38:04,064 No one ever quits Zeta Mu! 596 00:38:04,107 --> 00:38:06,936 Watch me. 597 00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:12,333 Run, bitches! 598 00:38:13,508 --> 00:38:15,118 Let's get out of here, man! 599 00:38:21,342 --> 00:38:23,126 Hey! Cassie. 600 00:38:23,170 --> 00:38:24,911 That was awesome! 601 00:38:24,954 --> 00:38:27,217 Thank you.Seriously. You're, like, my hero. 602 00:38:27,261 --> 00:38:29,568 Where did that even come from? 603 00:38:29,611 --> 00:38:32,353 Like, you were... What's wrong? 604 00:38:32,397 --> 00:38:34,224 Are you all right? 605 00:38:34,268 --> 00:38:37,271 Hey. Talk to me... 606 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:38,794 Oh, whoa. 607 00:38:40,535 --> 00:38:42,015 I think I might hurl. 608 00:38:44,365 --> 00:38:46,759 And this is not helping. 609 00:38:46,802 --> 00:38:49,936 You know what? Um, I just had a great idea. 610 00:38:49,979 --> 00:38:51,851 My room is, like, right down the... You know, over there. 611 00:38:51,894 --> 00:38:55,245 And you can, uh, shower and... 612 00:38:55,289 --> 00:38:57,900 - You wanna get me out of these wet clothes, don't you? - What? 613 00:38:57,944 --> 00:39:02,992 No. I mean, I just want you to be, you know, clean and everything and... 614 00:39:03,036 --> 00:39:04,864 Yes, I want you out of those clothes. Shut up. 615 00:39:15,701 --> 00:39:16,919 I didn't know you were this type of girl. 616 00:39:18,530 --> 00:39:20,706 Neither did I. 617 00:39:20,749 --> 00:39:22,882 Kinda used to being the one in control here. 618 00:39:43,816 --> 00:39:47,385 Okay, okay. When I said "take charge" this is not what I was talking about! 619 00:39:47,428 --> 00:39:49,952 Not... You're getting bigger! 620 00:39:49,996 --> 00:39:51,127 Why are you getting bigger? 621 00:39:51,171 --> 00:39:55,480 Oh, shit! What the fu... What is that? 622 00:39:57,656 --> 00:40:00,572 Is that... That's a fucking spider. 623 00:40:00,615 --> 00:40:03,662 Is that a giant spider? That's a fucking giant spider. 624 00:40:03,705 --> 00:40:07,796 That's a fucking... giant... spider! 625 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,232 Brandon! 626 00:40:09,276 --> 00:40:10,582 You're a big girl now, Cassie. You're on your own! 627 00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:13,062 Ah! Shit! 628 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:16,414 Oh! 629 00:40:30,297 --> 00:40:32,342 Thank you. Thanks. Appreciate it. 630 00:40:32,386 --> 00:40:34,954 Uh, all right. Now, take care! 631 00:40:34,997 --> 00:40:38,000 It's nice playing with you. You look great! 632 00:40:51,623 --> 00:40:55,627 ♪ ♪ 633 00:41:03,548 --> 00:41:05,245 Ooh, hot. 634 00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:08,466 Son of a... 635 00:41:09,641 --> 00:41:11,947 Sorry. Uh... 636 00:41:11,991 --> 00:41:14,123 It's okay. It's not like you just spat hot coffee in my eye. 637 00:41:14,167 --> 00:41:15,734 Wait. Yes, you did. 638 00:41:17,126 --> 00:41:18,432 I... Th-Th... This is okay. 639 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:23,437 Uh, we can... Yeah. We can fix this. No problemo. 640 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:27,267 Really? I look like slutty Statue of Liberty, and you say "no problemo?" 641 00:41:27,310 --> 00:41:29,835 Okay. You know, I could've said, 642 00:41:29,878 --> 00:41:32,490 "Oh, dear God. You're a ginormous freak." 643 00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:35,275 I'm sorry, Kyle. 644 00:41:35,318 --> 00:41:38,670 About everything. I just... I just wanted to be pretty. 645 00:41:40,149 --> 00:41:42,238 I know, it's... 646 00:41:42,282 --> 00:41:46,634 It's okay, Cass. All right? We'll do what we can. 647 00:41:46,678 --> 00:41:49,637 I'll call Dr. Higgs. We'll figure this out. 648 00:41:49,681 --> 00:41:52,640 You better make that call quick. We've got a mess to clean up. 649 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:57,036 Hey. Hey. No! Stop. Stop it! 650 00:41:57,079 --> 00:41:59,778 Stop foolin' around. Stop. 651 00:41:59,821 --> 00:42:02,084 Okay? Let's just go. Please. 652 00:42:08,569 --> 00:42:10,658 Where is she? She's in the pool? 653 00:42:10,702 --> 00:42:14,923 Yes, but listen. The Renew has sped up quite... quite a bit. 654 00:42:14,967 --> 00:42:16,925 And she's growing a lot faster than I anticipated. So... 655 00:42:16,969 --> 00:42:19,188 Well, how much? I'm not sure of the calculation, but... 656 00:42:19,232 --> 00:42:20,146 How you doin'? 657 00:42:22,496 --> 00:42:23,671 What the... 658 00:42:27,022 --> 00:42:29,982 I think my aorta just crapped its pants. 659 00:42:30,025 --> 00:42:31,897 You grew again? 660 00:42:31,940 --> 00:42:36,205 My little piggies look like fat hogs. 661 00:42:36,249 --> 00:42:39,818 The Renew compound must have altered my hypothesis. 662 00:42:39,861 --> 00:42:43,996 Yes, uh, resulting in extreme gigantism. 663 00:42:45,737 --> 00:42:47,913 It's truly amazing. 664 00:42:47,956 --> 00:42:50,176 Be amazed from over there, Dr. Feelgood. 665 00:42:50,219 --> 00:42:54,180 Oh. Okay. I'm sorry, Doc. 666 00:42:54,223 --> 00:42:57,705 The Renew compound must be making me more spontaneously aggressive. 667 00:42:57,749 --> 00:43:00,055 Yes, uh, among other side effects. 668 00:43:02,101 --> 00:43:04,016 How is that counteractive agent coming along? 669 00:43:05,321 --> 00:43:07,193 You're working on the antidote? 670 00:43:07,236 --> 00:43:09,587 Well, yeah. Once the Renew started showing adverse effects, 671 00:43:09,630 --> 00:43:11,893 I-I hit the lab, but... 672 00:43:11,937 --> 00:43:14,635 It's not goin' so well, Cass. 673 00:43:14,679 --> 00:43:19,161 I mean, once the Renew roots itself in your cells, it digs in deep. 674 00:43:19,205 --> 00:43:21,120 So what do we do? 675 00:43:22,382 --> 00:43:24,514 Okay, okay. Look. 676 00:43:24,558 --> 00:43:26,168 I'm gonna call Zem-Chem. 677 00:43:26,212 --> 00:43:28,997 Because they're the only ones with enough resources to help us. 678 00:43:29,041 --> 00:43:32,610 But in the meantime, you hide her a little better. 679 00:43:32,653 --> 00:43:34,481 Uh... There's eyes everywhere. Yeah. 680 00:43:34,524 --> 00:43:36,657 Well, what do you... Hide? 681 00:43:38,877 --> 00:43:40,313 I have nothing to wear. 682 00:43:40,356 --> 00:43:44,752 Okay. Uh, I have an idea. But I'm gonna need your help. 683 00:43:44,796 --> 00:43:46,580 Fine. But no peeking. 684 00:43:47,276 --> 00:43:49,017 Oh, right. 685 00:44:02,117 --> 00:44:04,032 Okay. Okay. We're good. Come on. 686 00:44:07,601 --> 00:44:09,124 What do you think? Looks like your size, right? 687 00:44:11,823 --> 00:44:14,434 Hey. Eyes front, boy genius. 688 00:44:14,477 --> 00:44:16,828 Sorry. Sorry. 689 00:44:20,048 --> 00:44:21,963 What do you think? 690 00:44:23,312 --> 00:44:24,966 Perfect. Come on. 691 00:44:29,579 --> 00:44:33,801 ♪ ♪ 692 00:44:33,845 --> 00:44:36,978 You are not short. 693 00:44:37,022 --> 00:44:39,938 The rest of the world is just freakishly tall. 694 00:44:50,949 --> 00:44:52,733 Hey, sweetie, it's me! 695 00:44:52,777 --> 00:44:54,779 - What the hell, Brandon? - Calm down, okay? 696 00:44:54,822 --> 00:44:56,955 I need to talk to somebody. 697 00:44:58,478 --> 00:45:00,523 All right. So, I'm with Cassie, 698 00:45:00,567 --> 00:45:03,309 and there's this spider, and she starts growing. 699 00:45:03,352 --> 00:45:05,615 Like, growing. She gets huge! 700 00:45:05,659 --> 00:45:08,880 And I ran and then I passed out. 701 00:45:08,923 --> 00:45:12,840 And... Oh, God. I think I'm... I think I'm gonna puke. 702 00:45:14,059 --> 00:45:15,495 - I'm gonna puke. - Oh, my God. Gross! 703 00:45:17,802 --> 00:45:19,281 Oh, no, I'm okay. 704 00:45:20,587 --> 00:45:22,110 Oh, my God. 705 00:45:25,026 --> 00:45:27,594 It was terrifying. Okay? This spider had these fangs. 706 00:45:27,637 --> 00:45:31,206 Okay. these fangs were like... were like... 707 00:45:31,250 --> 00:45:34,122 And it like... It was all, like... 708 00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:36,559 And I was, like, freakin' out! 709 00:45:36,603 --> 00:45:38,953 And she's gettin' huge and I just ran. And I passed out. 710 00:45:38,997 --> 00:45:41,390 I have no idea what happened! 711 00:45:41,434 --> 00:45:45,394 Enough about the spider. Tell me more about Cassie. 712 00:45:52,271 --> 00:45:53,751 Arr. 713 00:45:53,794 --> 00:45:58,451 I see you, Buccaneers! Let's get 'em, mates. 714 00:45:58,494 --> 00:46:02,150 It's game day. And the stage is set for a homecoming brawl... 715 00:46:02,194 --> 00:46:06,981 between Iron Coast University and their rivals, the Panthers. 716 00:46:07,025 --> 00:46:10,245 Hmm. With two undefeated records on the line, 717 00:46:10,289 --> 00:46:12,639 anything can happen. 718 00:46:12,682 --> 00:46:14,902 This is Sophia Long reporting. 719 00:46:14,946 --> 00:46:16,643 Hey! 720 00:46:16,686 --> 00:46:20,212 Oh, really, dudes? Just stop it. 721 00:46:20,255 --> 00:46:22,780 Get out of here. Sh... We're gonna have to do it over. 722 00:46:26,914 --> 00:46:28,481 Okay. 723 00:46:28,524 --> 00:46:29,961 All right. 724 00:46:34,313 --> 00:46:36,315 - Uh. - Attention, 214 in progress. 725 00:46:36,358 --> 00:46:38,796 Two students in hot water at the Agua Caliente. Hey. 726 00:46:40,710 --> 00:46:43,017 What's going on here? 727 00:46:43,061 --> 00:46:45,977 Oh, uh, didn't Animal Control call you guys? 728 00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:50,416 Yeah, a pack of, um, giant pygmy howler monkeys... 729 00:46:50,459 --> 00:46:52,461 They, uh, escaped from the lab. 730 00:46:52,505 --> 00:46:54,376 They infested the whole gymnasium. 731 00:46:55,769 --> 00:46:58,685 Really. Nobody told me about it. 732 00:46:58,728 --> 00:47:00,861 I better take a check. Oh... Okay. Hang on a second. 733 00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:05,170 If you're gonna go in there, you might... 734 00:47:05,213 --> 00:47:06,954 wanna wear this. 735 00:47:09,130 --> 00:47:10,828 What for? 736 00:47:10,871 --> 00:47:16,181 Well, two words, okay? Explosive diarrhea. 737 00:47:16,224 --> 00:47:20,054 Yeah. Some laxative company. We're using the monkeys as test subjects. 738 00:47:20,098 --> 00:47:23,797 Yeah. I'm not gonna lie. It's like a poop apocalypse in there. 739 00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:27,496 Spotting of a very unusually, extremely large woman... 740 00:47:27,540 --> 00:47:31,152 I don't need no monkey shit today. I'll tell you what. 741 00:47:31,196 --> 00:47:32,806 Tell Animal Control I was here. 742 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:35,200 Okay? Yeah. You got it. Will do. 743 00:47:35,243 --> 00:47:37,724 I'll just... I'll lock... lock this up. Take care. 744 00:47:37,767 --> 00:47:39,639 All units, there has been a spotting of a very large woman in the quad area. 745 00:47:39,682 --> 00:47:41,423 Please investigate. 746 00:47:45,079 --> 00:47:47,473 Ah, okay. They won't be buggin' us anytime soon. 747 00:47:47,516 --> 00:47:49,475 What's up? 748 00:47:49,518 --> 00:47:50,998 I'm not sure. 749 00:47:51,042 --> 00:47:54,175 But I think your antidote may be working. 750 00:47:54,219 --> 00:47:56,003 Check out these G.H. levels. Okay, inside voice. Please. 751 00:48:02,836 --> 00:48:05,317 No. I can't tell. 752 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,623 Okay. Let's take another sample. 753 00:48:13,716 --> 00:48:16,763 Oh, God. 754 00:48:16,806 --> 00:48:20,114 Oh, you think that's funny? 755 00:48:20,158 --> 00:48:22,769 Maybe. Huh? That's really funny, isn't it? 756 00:48:22,812 --> 00:48:24,814 Yeah.Yeah. You think it's funny? 757 00:48:28,949 --> 00:48:30,864 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 758 00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:32,692 Sure, you are. 759 00:48:32,735 --> 00:48:34,085 What are you doin' here? 760 00:48:34,128 --> 00:48:37,305 I thought my roomie could use some non-nerd company. 761 00:48:37,349 --> 00:48:38,698 What's up, big mama? 762 00:48:38,741 --> 00:48:41,005 Nothing much. Just growing into a gigantic mutant. 763 00:48:41,048 --> 00:48:42,310 You? 764 00:48:42,354 --> 00:48:44,834 Better than you. 765 00:48:44,878 --> 00:48:46,401 Son of a... 766 00:48:46,445 --> 00:48:49,013 That keeps happening. 767 00:48:49,056 --> 00:48:51,972 Hey, Cass. Check this out. You're right. 768 00:48:52,016 --> 00:48:53,756 The spider's G.H. levels are getting lower. 769 00:48:57,021 --> 00:48:58,239 What's that? 770 00:48:58,283 --> 00:49:00,154 It's an artificial antibody. 771 00:49:00,198 --> 00:49:02,983 Hopefully, it'll target the altered cells like an antigen. 772 00:49:03,027 --> 00:49:05,594 And disable the Renew compound. Will it work? 773 00:49:05,638 --> 00:49:07,596 I don't know. Let's find out. 774 00:49:15,039 --> 00:49:16,301 Should something be happening now? 775 00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:25,179 Look, um, I'm sorry. 776 00:49:25,223 --> 00:49:28,356 Whoa, uh, guys, guys you kind of want to see this. 777 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,750 Whoo! 778 00:49:30,793 --> 00:49:33,927 Oh, yeah! Who rocks, huh? Me. 779 00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:35,320 You rock, Kyle. You rock. 780 00:49:35,363 --> 00:49:37,409 Where are you going? 781 00:49:37,452 --> 00:49:40,281 Back to the lab. I got more antibodies there. 782 00:49:40,325 --> 00:49:42,544 You know, he's kind of cute in a nerdy, puppy kind of way. 783 00:49:42,588 --> 00:49:44,720 You noticed that too, huh? 784 00:49:44,764 --> 00:49:47,462 Yeah. 785 00:49:47,506 --> 00:49:51,249 It's a shame he'd have to go spelunking to have sex with you though. 786 00:49:51,292 --> 00:49:52,772 Hmm! 787 00:49:52,815 --> 00:49:55,601 ♪ ♪ 788 00:50:08,788 --> 00:50:12,052 What are you doing? Blending in. What's it look like? 789 00:50:12,096 --> 00:50:14,141 Want a dog? No. 790 00:50:14,185 --> 00:50:16,622 Listen. I thought Zem-Chem was sending specialists to help Cass. 791 00:50:16,665 --> 00:50:18,406 They did. 792 00:50:18,450 --> 00:50:20,452 Disguises were my idea. 793 00:50:20,495 --> 00:50:23,585 Now they can run all over campus and everybody will think they're just big fans. 794 00:50:23,629 --> 00:50:28,155 Look. I was expecting medical professionals and scientists. 795 00:50:28,199 --> 00:50:32,768 Who are those guys? Zem-Chem security. Ex-military mostly. 796 00:50:32,812 --> 00:50:34,988 Nice fellas... once you get to know 'em. 797 00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:37,208 Listen. This is not necessary. 798 00:50:37,251 --> 00:50:38,861 Cassie is not a threat to anybody. 799 00:50:38,905 --> 00:50:40,602 Oh, really? Yeah! 800 00:50:40,646 --> 00:50:44,258 Really? A 50-foot cheerleader with superhuman strength. 801 00:50:44,302 --> 00:50:46,043 She's a naive grad student. 802 00:50:46,086 --> 00:50:47,827 You know, I'm so glad you cleared that up. 803 00:50:49,263 --> 00:50:51,744 Let's roll, boys. This isn't right. 804 00:50:53,789 --> 00:50:55,530 Listen, you eggheaded pussy. 805 00:50:55,574 --> 00:51:00,013 There is no right or wrong, just profit and loss. 806 00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:03,973 And right now, your freaky cheerleader has profit written all over... 807 00:51:04,017 --> 00:51:07,151 her perfect, gigantic ass. 808 00:51:07,194 --> 00:51:09,240 So she's goin' with us one way or the other. 809 00:51:09,283 --> 00:51:13,244 Now, get in the goddamn van! Okay. 810 00:51:15,028 --> 00:51:17,117 - Shotgun. - Okay. 811 00:51:17,161 --> 00:51:19,119 - I'll just walk. - In the van. 812 00:51:19,163 --> 00:51:21,556 Or get in the van. 813 00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:28,911 ♪ ♪ 814 00:51:41,402 --> 00:51:43,143 Uh... 815 00:51:43,187 --> 00:51:45,928 You're that, um, cheerleader, right? 816 00:51:45,972 --> 00:51:48,322 Shouldn't you be getting ready for the game? 817 00:51:48,366 --> 00:51:50,933 I am getting ready for the game. 818 00:51:50,977 --> 00:51:54,067 You see, the cheer squad has this tradition. 819 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:04,730 Before every homecoming game, we pick one lucky guy... 820 00:52:04,773 --> 00:52:06,558 and we strip for him. 821 00:52:06,601 --> 00:52:09,213 Um, you do what now? 822 00:52:10,344 --> 00:52:12,564 Guess who we picked. 823 00:52:12,607 --> 00:52:15,871 Listen, no. You can't... You can't do that here. 824 00:52:15,915 --> 00:52:18,047 Mmm. 825 00:52:20,354 --> 00:52:23,488 If you want me to leave, you need to manhandle me. 826 00:52:23,531 --> 00:52:24,967 Please. Just... I don't have time for this. 827 00:52:25,011 --> 00:52:26,795 Go away. 828 00:52:32,584 --> 00:52:33,933 Is that the stuff that made Cassie beautiful? 829 00:52:35,978 --> 00:52:37,763 What did you say? 830 00:52:37,806 --> 00:52:41,332 Come on. You can tell me. Is that the stuff? 831 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,770 Just, please. Just go, okay? Please. 832 00:52:44,813 --> 00:52:46,946 All right? Leave. Right now. Make me! 833 00:52:46,989 --> 00:52:48,817 Oh! 834 00:52:50,254 --> 00:52:51,429 Uh... 835 00:52:51,472 --> 00:52:53,257 Listen. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. 836 00:52:53,300 --> 00:52:55,781 It's just... 837 00:53:01,265 --> 00:53:04,659 Just stop yell... Uh... Shit. 838 00:53:08,228 --> 00:53:10,796 Oh, Brittany! Brittany, come on! 839 00:53:10,839 --> 00:53:15,104 Oh, my babies! Stop, please! 840 00:53:15,148 --> 00:53:17,368 Hey! Brittany! 841 00:53:17,411 --> 00:53:20,153 Excuse me. Hey. 842 00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:24,201 Oh, shoot. 843 00:53:24,244 --> 00:53:26,507 That's not good. 844 00:53:26,551 --> 00:53:29,684 Excuse me. Excuse me. Watch out. 845 00:53:31,338 --> 00:53:33,688 So. Wanna tell me what's bothering you? 846 00:53:33,732 --> 00:53:35,212 What are you talkin' about? 847 00:53:35,255 --> 00:53:37,779 Well, Kyle found a way to make you normal again. 848 00:53:37,823 --> 00:53:40,608 Shouldn't you be doing, like, big-ass cartwheels or something? 849 00:53:40,652 --> 00:53:42,044 Maybe I don't want to be normal. 850 00:53:42,088 --> 00:53:44,786 So, you'd rather be Gigantor the sex bitch? 851 00:53:44,830 --> 00:53:46,266 No, I just don't want to be me. 852 00:53:46,310 --> 00:53:49,182 In case you didn't notice, being me sucked. 853 00:53:51,532 --> 00:53:54,056 Cass, your mom's Skyping you again. 854 00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:56,189 You have to talk to her sometime. 855 00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:59,540 Fine, but adjust the camera. She'll crap puppies if she sees me like this. 856 00:53:59,584 --> 00:54:01,368 Okay. 857 00:54:08,419 --> 00:54:10,769 Ready? Yep. 858 00:54:13,467 --> 00:54:16,296 Cassie? It's me, mom. 859 00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:19,125 But you're so... pretty. 860 00:54:19,168 --> 00:54:21,258 That's some great parenting, Mom. 861 00:54:23,347 --> 00:54:26,088 I'm your mother. I'm supposed to say you look pretty. 862 00:54:26,132 --> 00:54:30,354 But this time, I really mean it. You look beautiful. 863 00:54:30,397 --> 00:54:32,965 I found a good stylist near campus. 864 00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:36,011 Better than good. This guy's a miracle worker. 865 00:54:36,055 --> 00:54:39,841 I mean, I've had my stellar work in the past also, 866 00:54:39,885 --> 00:54:43,367 but look what they had to work with. Okay, Mom. 867 00:54:43,410 --> 00:54:47,719 I mean, you... You could say that Rome wasn't built in a day in your case. 868 00:54:47,762 --> 00:54:50,809 Okay, Mom. Wow, really. 869 00:54:50,852 --> 00:54:53,855 This guy should get a Nobel Prize or something. 870 00:54:53,899 --> 00:54:55,379 Okay. We're done here. 871 00:54:55,422 --> 00:54:57,990 Oh, but I haven't told you my good news yet. 872 00:54:58,033 --> 00:55:01,254 I'm coming to homecoming. Isn't that great? 873 00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:04,301 I'm overcome with joy. 874 00:55:04,344 --> 00:55:07,347 My daughter makes the cheer squad, and now this? 875 00:55:07,391 --> 00:55:09,480 I couldn't not come! 876 00:55:09,523 --> 00:55:12,613 I'll see you on the field! Whoop, whoop! 877 00:55:12,657 --> 00:55:14,311 Bye, honey. Mwah, mwah. 878 00:55:15,921 --> 00:55:18,184 Whoop, whoop. 879 00:55:18,227 --> 00:55:20,099 Wow. 880 00:55:20,142 --> 00:55:23,798 It's like life is taking a steaming pee on my birthday cake. 881 00:55:23,842 --> 00:55:25,887 Would ice cream help? 882 00:55:25,931 --> 00:55:28,673 Twenty gallons, mint chocolate chip. 883 00:55:28,716 --> 00:55:31,197 All right, well, that's gonna take a few trips. 884 00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:33,939 I'll be back. 885 00:55:42,687 --> 00:55:44,819 Cassie? Cass! 886 00:55:44,863 --> 00:55:47,822 Cassie! Cass, get out of here! 887 00:55:58,572 --> 00:56:00,487 Mr. Grey, what is this? 888 00:56:00,531 --> 00:56:03,229 Taking you to remote installation, Miss Stratford. 889 00:56:03,272 --> 00:56:05,318 So we can run some tests. 890 00:56:05,362 --> 00:56:10,105 I hate to admit this, but that outfit is giving me just a tiny little chubby. 891 00:56:10,149 --> 00:56:12,064 Ew. 892 00:56:12,107 --> 00:56:15,328 Hey, Jett, Cassie. You guys all right? Dr. Higgs, what's going on? 893 00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:18,766 It's okay. Cassie, Zem-Chem has 894 00:56:18,810 --> 00:56:21,378 the resources to help you! We don't. 895 00:56:21,421 --> 00:56:23,815 If they're trying to help me, then why are they armed? 896 00:56:23,858 --> 00:56:25,860 There's no need for concern. 897 00:56:25,904 --> 00:56:28,428 They're only Tasers for our own protection. 898 00:56:28,472 --> 00:56:30,430 Protection from what? 899 00:56:30,474 --> 00:56:33,781 We're afraid that the Renew might compromise your mental stability. 900 00:56:33,825 --> 00:56:35,783 Your wardrobe, for example. Come on. 901 00:56:35,827 --> 00:56:37,655 You know what? That's it. I'm calling the F.D.A. or something. 902 00:56:37,698 --> 00:56:40,788 Why don't you set your phone to "shut the fuck up?" 903 00:56:42,224 --> 00:56:43,400 Kyle! 904 00:56:43,443 --> 00:56:45,402 Okay, that's it. 905 00:56:45,445 --> 00:56:47,316 No more screwin' around! 906 00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:49,667 Bring me the big boy! 907 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:58,197 You're goin' with us, girlie, or you're eatin' 500,000 volts! 908 00:56:58,240 --> 00:57:01,374 Cassie, they will lock you up like a lab rat. Run! 909 00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:02,244 Don't do it. 910 00:57:05,944 --> 00:57:07,728 Son of a bitch! 911 00:57:07,772 --> 00:57:10,601 That is one hell of a stride! 912 00:57:15,127 --> 00:57:18,347 Look at ya. You could have had it all. 913 00:57:18,391 --> 00:57:20,872 You could have been swimming in money and drowning in hookers. 914 00:57:20,915 --> 00:57:24,092 But no. You threw it all away. 915 00:57:24,136 --> 00:57:26,573 And for what? 916 00:57:32,492 --> 00:57:33,798 Tough luck, kid. 917 00:57:35,756 --> 00:57:38,193 By now, her vagina's a frickin' echo chamber. 918 00:57:38,237 --> 00:57:41,588 You're just gonna be yodeling in the canyon. 919 00:57:45,940 --> 00:57:47,594 Let's get crackin', Doc. 920 00:57:47,638 --> 00:57:48,552 Huh? 921 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:53,557 College kids. 922 00:58:04,263 --> 00:58:05,917 Come with me. You. Got it. 923 00:58:07,701 --> 00:58:10,878 Cover me. 924 00:58:13,881 --> 00:58:15,666 Where are you gonna hide, Cassie? 925 00:58:15,709 --> 00:58:19,278 You're 50 feet tall, and we got eyeballs everywhere. 926 00:58:19,321 --> 00:58:22,324 I will not be Zem-Chem's science experiment. 927 00:58:22,368 --> 00:58:26,546 Well, you should have thought of that before you injected company property... 928 00:58:26,590 --> 00:58:28,243 up your ass! 929 00:58:30,158 --> 00:58:32,030 Capisce? Huh? 930 00:58:38,689 --> 00:58:40,995 Ow. 931 00:58:48,089 --> 00:58:51,005 You know, if you want something done right... 932 00:59:04,845 --> 00:59:06,717 All right. Get the winches hooked up. 933 00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:08,719 We gotta get her outta sight. 934 00:59:08,762 --> 00:59:12,287 But first... somebody take my picture. 935 00:59:15,943 --> 00:59:19,077 No, wait. Wait. Hold on. One more for safety. 936 00:59:23,472 --> 00:59:24,822 ♪ ♪ 937 00:59:24,865 --> 00:59:27,955 Hi. Uh, is Britt here? 938 00:59:27,999 --> 00:59:30,436 Uh, I'm afraid Miss Andrews is upstairs. 939 00:59:30,479 --> 00:59:32,525 - Ah. - Young man. 940 00:59:34,222 --> 00:59:36,355 Follow me. 941 00:59:36,398 --> 00:59:38,618 Okay. 942 00:59:41,882 --> 00:59:42,927 ♪ ♪ 943 00:59:45,756 --> 00:59:49,803 You know, of course, that no... lewd conduct... 944 00:59:49,847 --> 00:59:51,675 is allowed in this house. 945 00:59:53,154 --> 00:59:54,547 'Course. Yes, ma'am. 946 00:59:57,419 --> 01:00:01,162 So, I expect you to be on your best behavior. 947 01:00:01,206 --> 01:00:04,035 Because if your crank sees the light of day in there, 948 01:00:04,078 --> 01:00:08,169 I will cut it off with a rusty pipe wrench. 949 01:00:11,477 --> 01:00:12,870 Tea? 950 01:00:12,913 --> 01:00:16,613 No, thank you. No, no. I'm... I'm good. 951 01:00:16,656 --> 01:00:19,180 Hmm. 952 01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:25,360 Okay. Ooh, calm down. 953 01:00:25,404 --> 01:00:27,580 You can do this! 954 01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:29,887 One, two... 955 01:00:29,930 --> 01:00:31,671 Britt! 956 01:00:32,803 --> 01:00:34,979 Britt, are you in there? 957 01:00:46,077 --> 01:00:48,557 What is... What... Are you, like, waxing your pubes or something? 958 01:00:48,601 --> 01:00:50,559 No, you idiot! 959 01:00:50,603 --> 01:00:53,214 What's goin' on in there? 960 01:00:53,258 --> 01:00:56,478 Nothing! Absolutely nothing! 961 01:01:06,924 --> 01:01:10,318 Okay. Uh, you know what? Something crazy just happened. 962 01:01:10,362 --> 01:01:12,494 Coach just called me. I gotta be at the practice field. 963 01:01:12,538 --> 01:01:15,672 So I'm gonna... I'm gonna see you later. 964 01:01:15,715 --> 01:01:17,325 Promise. 965 01:01:17,369 --> 01:01:19,980 You're not going anywhere. 966 01:01:21,242 --> 01:01:22,461 Huh? 967 01:01:25,290 --> 01:01:27,596 Cass! 968 01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:29,163 Cass, you all right? Hands off, creep. 969 01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:33,167 She's gonna be fine. Vitals are very strong. 970 01:01:34,778 --> 01:01:37,084 You sold her out, you piece of shit. 971 01:01:37,128 --> 01:01:40,044 Oh, I wouldn't be too hard on him, kid. 972 01:01:40,087 --> 01:01:42,742 Zem-Chem can't afford another company finding her. 973 01:01:42,786 --> 01:01:45,223 They get Cassie's blood, they get Renew. 974 01:01:45,266 --> 01:01:47,616 Well, so what are you gonna do? You gonna sneak her out? 975 01:01:47,660 --> 01:01:49,706 It's homecoming. There's thousands of witnesses. 976 01:01:49,749 --> 01:01:51,838 Who said anything about sneaking? 977 01:01:51,882 --> 01:01:55,320 We're flying her out in plain sight. 978 01:02:08,202 --> 01:02:09,377 Oh, God! 979 01:02:10,944 --> 01:02:12,990 You're hurting me. You're hurting me! Oh, God! 980 01:02:14,382 --> 01:02:17,385 Oh, God. Oh, God! 981 01:02:17,429 --> 01:02:19,431 Oh, God! Oh, God! 982 01:02:19,474 --> 01:02:20,693 You're hurting me! 983 01:02:23,087 --> 01:02:24,088 Crushing me! 984 01:02:24,131 --> 01:02:27,178 Oh, God! Oh, God! 985 01:02:28,788 --> 01:02:31,399 Get off me! You're crushing me! 986 01:02:31,443 --> 01:02:34,925 You bitch! Get off me! 987 01:02:34,968 --> 01:02:36,622 Oh, shit! 988 01:02:36,665 --> 01:02:40,495 Fucking huge bitch. Fuck! 989 01:02:40,539 --> 01:02:43,498 Oh, my God! 990 01:02:43,542 --> 01:02:46,153 Help! Help! Fuckin'... 991 01:02:46,197 --> 01:02:47,720 Shit! 992 01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:51,202 I'm so sorry! Brandon, no! Sweetie! 993 01:02:56,076 --> 01:02:59,514 You're gonna fly her out on a blimp? You're crazy. 994 01:02:59,558 --> 01:03:03,997 No. Believing a woman can grow into a 50-foot giant... that's crazy. 995 01:03:04,041 --> 01:03:06,957 We are floating over the stadium... 996 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,350 with Zem-Chem Pharmaceutical's new mascot. 997 01:03:10,743 --> 01:03:14,878 A 50-foot plastic cheerleader. 998 01:03:14,921 --> 01:03:18,272 What about Cass stomping all over campus? People had to see her. 999 01:03:18,316 --> 01:03:19,839 Eh, it's a special effect. 1000 01:03:19,883 --> 01:03:21,493 Hologram or some shit. 1001 01:03:21,536 --> 01:03:24,801 Part of a publicity stunt to promote Zem-Chem. 1002 01:03:24,844 --> 01:03:27,151 Listen to me, kid. Look around ya. 1003 01:03:27,194 --> 01:03:30,981 Your peers have got their noses buried so deep into their smartphones, 1004 01:03:31,024 --> 01:03:34,680 I could stage this year's cheer-palooza with a hundred Cassies. 1005 01:03:34,723 --> 01:03:37,857 And unless it's on this, 1006 01:03:37,901 --> 01:03:40,817 your peeps just don't care. 1007 01:03:53,786 --> 01:03:55,919 No. I don't believe that. 1008 01:03:57,181 --> 01:03:58,617 Well, you better believe it, buster. 1009 01:03:58,660 --> 01:04:00,880 Because it's simple and logical. 1010 01:04:00,924 --> 01:04:02,447 And most people are frickin' morons... 1011 01:04:02,490 --> 01:04:05,667 who will believe anything the Internet will tell 'em. 1012 01:04:05,711 --> 01:04:09,933 Okay, boys. Let's bag this big, bad Barbie up. 1013 01:04:09,976 --> 01:04:12,544 Take these two to the lab. Do a clean sweep. 1014 01:04:12,587 --> 01:04:15,373 Cass, I'll be back for you. I promise, okay? 1015 01:04:15,416 --> 01:04:17,418 - What is it with you guys? Geez! - Cass, I'll be back! 1016 01:04:17,462 --> 01:04:20,421 No, he won't. 1017 01:04:20,465 --> 01:04:22,728 You're on your own now, kid. 1018 01:04:22,771 --> 01:04:26,123 But, hey, that's what you came to college for, isn't it? 1019 01:04:30,605 --> 01:04:32,520 All right, Buccaneer fans. 1020 01:04:32,564 --> 01:04:34,914 On your feet as we get ready to rumble. 1021 01:04:38,831 --> 01:04:42,400 Let's show these Panther fans what it's like to take on a Buccaneer. 1022 01:04:42,443 --> 01:04:45,403 Whoo! 1023 01:04:45,446 --> 01:04:47,927 Thanks, sugar. 1024 01:04:47,971 --> 01:04:50,234 Oh, Brenda, girl. You look fantastic. 1025 01:04:50,277 --> 01:04:53,367 Hello. Well, you know my motto. 1026 01:04:53,411 --> 01:04:56,936 Zeta Mus never get old. We just get better plastic surgeons. 1027 01:04:56,980 --> 01:05:00,113 Whoo! Go, Bucs! 1028 01:05:00,157 --> 01:05:01,462 Whoo, whoo! 1029 01:05:03,551 --> 01:05:08,469 Ooh, hmm. Why, hey, there, chocolate thunder. Wanna go down under? 1030 01:05:08,513 --> 01:05:09,949 Mm-mmm. 1031 01:05:09,993 --> 01:05:13,039 Just you get over there. 1032 01:05:13,083 --> 01:05:15,389 Oh, what a lovely school. 1033 01:05:16,608 --> 01:05:18,262 I am so glad you made it. 1034 01:05:18,305 --> 01:05:20,655 You know I never miss a homecoming game. 1035 01:05:20,699 --> 01:05:23,180 Well, sure. But we thought you were gonna skip this year... 1036 01:05:23,223 --> 01:05:25,791 after we heard what happened to Cassie. 1037 01:05:25,834 --> 01:05:27,532 What happened to Cassie? 1038 01:05:27,575 --> 01:05:29,316 You don't know? No. 1039 01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:32,319 Oh, honey. My daughter said Cassie quit the Zetas a week ago... 1040 01:05:32,363 --> 01:05:34,887 and hasn't been to cheerleading camp since. 1041 01:05:36,541 --> 01:05:39,022 Oh, really, Candy? 1042 01:05:39,065 --> 01:05:41,676 If that's true, heads are gonna roll. 1043 01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:43,330 How could she do this to me? 1044 01:06:06,484 --> 01:06:10,140 Dude, we can not let those douche bags take Cassie. 1045 01:06:10,183 --> 01:06:12,969 Well, I know. We won't, okay? Check it out. 1046 01:06:13,012 --> 01:06:15,928 It's for elephants. I'm gonna inject her with the antidote. 1047 01:06:15,972 --> 01:06:17,321 I thought you said it needed more testing. 1048 01:06:17,364 --> 01:06:19,584 Well, we don't have any time, okay? 1049 01:06:22,935 --> 01:06:24,893 Ashley, I got you one. 1050 01:06:27,287 --> 01:06:28,941 That's what I call a red dress. 1051 01:06:31,161 --> 01:06:33,815 Oh, this is great. Hey, what's up, Brandon? 1052 01:06:35,687 --> 01:06:36,818 I remembered my robe. 1053 01:06:36,862 --> 01:06:39,082 Guys, guys... 1054 01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:41,649 Has Brittany put on weight? 1055 01:06:42,911 --> 01:06:46,176 What? Call the cops! 1056 01:06:46,219 --> 01:06:47,916 Holy shit! 1057 01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:49,396 Really? 1058 01:06:51,529 --> 01:06:56,490 Hey, Brit. You know, lookin' tall... good. Really good. 1059 01:06:56,534 --> 01:06:58,362 Listen. 1060 01:06:58,405 --> 01:07:01,147 All right. In the heat of the moment, I said some things. 1061 01:07:01,191 --> 01:07:03,541 I think you may have misunderstood 'em a little. 1062 01:07:03,584 --> 01:07:05,717 You called me a freak! 1063 01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:08,067 In a good way! Like, "What's up, you sexy freak?" 1064 01:07:08,111 --> 01:07:10,461 You know, like... Come on! 1065 01:07:10,504 --> 01:07:13,072 We're good. 1066 01:07:13,116 --> 01:07:15,379 And you, the times, memories there. 1067 01:07:18,730 --> 01:07:20,427 You need to take it easy right now! 1068 01:07:20,471 --> 01:07:23,735 Ah, there you go, babe. Have a beer. Have a beer! 1069 01:07:23,778 --> 01:07:25,998 There you go. Relax. 1070 01:07:35,573 --> 01:07:37,053 Hey, how about this? 1071 01:07:38,619 --> 01:07:40,839 He gets up on the podium and he says, um, 1072 01:07:40,882 --> 01:07:46,410 I've synthesized metabolic acids, I've reengineered cell walls. 1073 01:07:46,453 --> 01:07:49,500 - But I forgot to... - But you forgot to extrapolate the data. 1074 01:07:49,543 --> 01:07:51,110 You heard it before? 1075 01:07:51,154 --> 01:07:53,460 All right. Um... 1076 01:07:53,504 --> 01:07:55,767 Uh, you distract Cassie. I'll inject her.Okay. 1077 01:07:55,810 --> 01:07:58,378 And then take out Dr. Higgs. Okay, good. 'Cause I really wanna hit him. 1078 01:07:58,422 --> 01:07:59,510 Good.Okay. Let's go. 1079 01:07:59,553 --> 01:08:02,252 All right. 1080 01:08:02,295 --> 01:08:05,255 Maybe bein' big won't be so bad. 1081 01:08:05,298 --> 01:08:08,736 I mean, after all, you won't have to look for skirts anymore. 1082 01:08:08,780 --> 01:08:11,217 You can just use a tent. 1083 01:08:11,261 --> 01:08:14,873 Oh, oh. Listen. There's no need for violence. Okay? 1084 01:08:16,179 --> 01:08:17,615 Jett.Ow. 1085 01:08:17,658 --> 01:08:20,052 Aah! 1086 01:08:20,096 --> 01:08:22,054 How about this? 1087 01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:26,798 We'll find you a guy. We could advertise in Large and Tall Women Weekly. 1088 01:08:29,192 --> 01:08:30,671 Or not. 1089 01:08:30,715 --> 01:08:32,195 You wanna suck some volts? 1090 01:08:33,805 --> 01:08:34,893 Didn't think so. 1091 01:08:37,504 --> 01:08:38,984 Hey, stop it! 1092 01:08:41,465 --> 01:08:43,206 He... Oh. 1093 01:08:43,249 --> 01:08:44,946 Oh, no. No! Cassie, no! 1094 01:08:51,779 --> 01:08:54,086 Oh, this stinks. 1095 01:08:56,219 --> 01:08:58,134 Better late than never. 1096 01:09:05,228 --> 01:09:06,881 Let me give you a hand there, Superman. 1097 01:09:09,884 --> 01:09:11,495 Getting kicked in the stomach is highly overrated. 1098 01:09:11,538 --> 01:09:13,497 Oh, Kyle, are you okay? 1099 01:09:13,540 --> 01:09:15,194 I'm great too. Thanks for asking. 1100 01:09:17,022 --> 01:09:20,286 Oh, oh. Hey, hey. Cass, wait. Wait. Don't do that. 1101 01:09:20,330 --> 01:09:24,160 Okay? Listen to me. I'll inject you with the antidote. 1102 01:09:24,203 --> 01:09:26,684 You'll shrink back to normal size, you'll slip right out of those. 1103 01:09:26,727 --> 01:09:27,859 Yeah. I'll help. 1104 01:09:29,991 --> 01:09:30,862 Or not. 1105 01:09:34,779 --> 01:09:35,693 No. I don't want it. 1106 01:09:38,261 --> 01:09:42,047 Don't you get it? Grey is just afraid you're going to go to a rival company. 1107 01:09:42,090 --> 01:09:45,398 All right? If we eradicate Renew from your cells, 1108 01:09:45,442 --> 01:09:47,052 he'll leave you alone. 1109 01:09:47,095 --> 01:09:49,315 I heard about Brittany's rampage. 1110 01:09:49,359 --> 01:09:51,230 Renew made me more aggressive. 1111 01:09:51,274 --> 01:09:54,277 But in her, it'll pump the bitch factor way past 11. 1112 01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:56,931 No way Zem-Chem's men can stop that. 1113 01:09:56,975 --> 01:09:59,978 But I can. 1114 01:10:02,763 --> 01:10:06,506 We're moments away from kickoff here at Iron Coast University Stadium. 1115 01:10:06,550 --> 01:10:08,813 As you can see, fans are streaming into this Ga... 1116 01:10:08,856 --> 01:10:11,294 Oh, come on. Again? 1117 01:10:11,337 --> 01:10:14,645 This is network television, you stupid ho-bags! 1118 01:10:14,688 --> 01:10:16,560 Oh, whatcha got, man? 1119 01:10:16,603 --> 01:10:18,779 Whoa. 1120 01:10:18,823 --> 01:10:20,303 God! We're gonna... 1121 01:10:32,489 --> 01:10:34,882 Ooh. 1122 01:10:37,058 --> 01:10:38,973 So help me, Bob, if you're not getting this, 1123 01:10:39,017 --> 01:10:40,540 I'll turn your nutsack into a coin purse. 1124 01:10:40,584 --> 01:10:41,715 I'm gettin' it. I'm gettin' it. 1125 01:10:44,065 --> 01:10:47,330 Do you have a statement? Is there anything you wanna say? 1126 01:10:47,373 --> 01:10:49,201 Uh... 1127 01:10:50,768 --> 01:10:52,160 Oh, my God. 1128 01:10:56,687 --> 01:10:57,688 Let's go! Go! 1129 01:10:57,731 --> 01:10:59,080 Get outta here! 1130 01:11:07,785 --> 01:11:11,615 Okay, "chicka." Playtime's over. 1131 01:11:11,658 --> 01:11:15,314 You're comin' with us. And who are you supposed to be? 1132 01:11:15,358 --> 01:11:17,142 We're the only guys who can help you. 1133 01:11:17,185 --> 01:11:20,667 We're also the guys who can cut you down to size. 1134 01:11:20,711 --> 01:11:23,409 So what's it gonna be, "sistah?" 1135 01:11:26,194 --> 01:11:29,981 I've never missed a game, and I'm not about to start now. 1136 01:11:46,084 --> 01:11:46,998 Can we talk? 1137 01:11:53,831 --> 01:11:57,008 Whoa! 1138 01:12:04,232 --> 01:12:07,540 You think they scared her off? Oh, God. Did she kill him? 1139 01:12:07,584 --> 01:12:09,150 Lower. 1140 01:12:09,194 --> 01:12:11,239 No. He's breathing. 1141 01:12:17,942 --> 01:12:20,640 Wow. All right. Well, where is she, then? 1142 01:12:20,684 --> 01:12:23,121 ♪ ♪ 1143 01:12:23,164 --> 01:12:26,298 And now, the I.C.U. Buccaneer majorettes. 1144 01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:35,351 Holy Toledo. Is that a giant cheerleader? 1145 01:12:35,394 --> 01:12:39,398 Oh, my God. Ready or not, this announcer did not see that coming. 1146 01:12:39,442 --> 01:12:41,269 And I've seen a lot, thank you very much. 1147 01:12:41,313 --> 01:12:44,882 But this one takes the cake. 1148 01:12:44,925 --> 01:12:47,798 That felt like an earthquake. Holy smokes. 1149 01:12:47,841 --> 01:12:50,366 Come on, you guys. Where's your spirit? 1150 01:12:50,409 --> 01:12:54,282 Let's do the wave. Whee! 1151 01:12:55,719 --> 01:13:00,985 I got spirit, yes, I do! I got spirit! How about you? 1152 01:13:01,028 --> 01:13:03,509 Whoo! I.C.U.! 1153 01:13:03,553 --> 01:13:06,033 Number one! 1154 01:13:06,077 --> 01:13:09,733 Come on, you guys. Don't you want to see me cheer? 1155 01:13:09,776 --> 01:13:12,344 My name is Brittany. Don't mess with me. 1156 01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:15,391 I run Zeta Mu. I'm the queen of I.C.U.! 1157 01:13:20,308 --> 01:13:22,963 You guys are so lame! Aah! 1158 01:13:32,233 --> 01:13:35,149 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is this? 1159 01:13:35,193 --> 01:13:38,849 A second supersized cheerleader? 1160 01:13:38,892 --> 01:13:40,459 The football game... Brittany! 1161 01:13:40,503 --> 01:13:45,246 has taken a giant turn into W.W.F. territory. 1162 01:13:45,290 --> 01:13:48,859 You've been up my butt since the day we met. What did I do to you? 1163 01:13:48,902 --> 01:13:51,818 You were the nerdy little science girl, but that wasn't enough. 1164 01:13:51,862 --> 01:13:54,255 Well, if you're leaving now, fans, 1165 01:13:54,299 --> 01:13:58,216 you are going to miss the knock-down, drag-out of the century. 1166 01:14:01,828 --> 01:14:03,264 Bitchslap. 1167 01:14:03,308 --> 01:14:04,614 Counter-bitchslap. 1168 01:14:04,657 --> 01:14:06,964 Bitchslap. Counter-bitchslap. 1169 01:14:09,923 --> 01:14:12,186 That was a low blow. 1170 01:14:12,230 --> 01:14:15,102 Oh, right to the gut. Oh, that hurt. 1171 01:14:16,843 --> 01:14:18,454 No, that was a low blow. 1172 01:14:33,991 --> 01:14:37,211 These cheerleaders have it in for each other. 1173 01:14:37,255 --> 01:14:38,474 You gotta step into my world. 1174 01:14:42,303 --> 01:14:43,870 What ever has come between these two... 1175 01:14:43,914 --> 01:14:47,744 surely must be better than today's halftime show. 1176 01:14:47,787 --> 01:14:51,530 Only one of these giants is going home today. 1177 01:14:56,317 --> 01:14:58,755 There's a right. And left. 1178 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:03,629 Oh, that's gonna leave a mark. 1179 01:15:03,673 --> 01:15:07,590 She's sitting on her face. Yahoo! 1180 01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:12,595 You can't make this stuff up. 1181 01:15:19,602 --> 01:15:21,038 Oh! Excuse me. Watch it. 1182 01:15:21,081 --> 01:15:22,518 Sorry. Look out. 1183 01:15:28,045 --> 01:15:29,916 Okay. Are you gonna use that thing or not? 1184 01:15:34,181 --> 01:15:36,793 Oh, the classic headbutt. 1185 01:15:36,836 --> 01:15:40,797 These two titanic titans will know the meaning of a migraine after that one! 1186 01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:42,886 Ohh! Look at that. 1187 01:15:46,672 --> 01:15:50,546 You should've stuck to being homely little Cassie! 1188 01:15:50,589 --> 01:15:53,157 Even though you're taller, you're still a little bitch. 1189 01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:55,376 A shot to the breasts? 1190 01:15:55,420 --> 01:15:57,814 They didn't teach me this in sportscasting class, that's for sure. 1191 01:16:01,034 --> 01:16:03,384 That was a backflip. 1192 01:16:03,428 --> 01:16:04,168 Looks like a kick. 1193 01:16:08,868 --> 01:16:11,349 Oh, and she's down for the count. 1194 01:16:11,392 --> 01:16:12,785 Oh, my God. 1195 01:16:15,614 --> 01:16:17,616 Look at the look on her face. That is the sign of a winner. 1196 01:16:17,660 --> 01:16:20,706 You've got to want it here today. 1197 01:16:20,750 --> 01:16:22,969 Is that her mother? I believe so. 1198 01:16:23,013 --> 01:16:25,232 What's she gonna say? You're a big girl now? 1199 01:16:25,276 --> 01:16:27,495 How did this happen? 1200 01:16:27,539 --> 01:16:30,629 I did it for you, Mom. I was just trying to meet your expectations. 1201 01:16:30,673 --> 01:16:33,501 You know I've always wanted the best for you, don't you? You know that. 1202 01:16:33,545 --> 01:16:35,242 No. You wanted me to be more like you. 1203 01:16:35,286 --> 01:16:37,636 But I forgive you. 1204 01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:40,160 The truth is, I should've stood up for myself more. 1205 01:16:51,302 --> 01:16:56,307 That girl's not down. She's getting up. And up. And up! 1206 01:16:56,350 --> 01:16:58,918 - That girl's growing faster than the I.C.U. tuition! - Oh, God. 1207 01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:01,965 The extra Renew's kicking in. 1208 01:17:02,008 --> 01:17:05,621 Better look out, Cassie. You go kick some butt, honey. 1209 01:17:08,275 --> 01:17:09,842 Oh, and once again, hold onto that ticket stub. 1210 01:17:09,886 --> 01:17:12,932 It's worth a free soda at Jiffy Squid. 1211 01:17:14,455 --> 01:17:15,805 Okay. 1212 01:17:21,288 --> 01:17:22,899 Excelsior, beeyotch! Oh, God. 1213 01:17:27,077 --> 01:17:28,513 Yes! You did it! 1214 01:17:28,556 --> 01:17:30,428 - Nice. - Electrifying! 1215 01:17:33,300 --> 01:17:36,129 All right. Looks like she pulled it out of her butt. 1216 01:17:36,173 --> 01:17:40,656 - Hey, Cass! - I'm gonna stomp you like a cockroach. 1217 01:17:48,011 --> 01:17:49,969 Oh, me, oh, my. Look at this. 1218 01:17:52,580 --> 01:17:54,408 She looks like she's got a syringe. 1219 01:17:56,541 --> 01:17:59,936 She's comin' at her. 1220 01:17:59,979 --> 01:18:01,894 Oh, right in the gluteus Maximus. 1221 01:18:10,294 --> 01:18:12,122 Stay down. 1222 01:18:14,777 --> 01:18:16,692 One more time. What is going to happen now? 1223 01:18:16,735 --> 01:18:20,043 Hiyah! Yes, it is. That is a scorpion kick. 1224 01:18:20,086 --> 01:18:22,306 Yeah! 1225 01:18:22,349 --> 01:18:24,438 Nice! Whoo! Whoo! 1226 01:18:24,482 --> 01:18:27,050 We have a winner! 1227 01:18:27,093 --> 01:18:30,009 - Way to go. - You got it, Cass! 1228 01:18:30,053 --> 01:18:31,532 Hey, nice kick. 1229 01:18:34,535 --> 01:18:36,929 I wanna say something. 1230 01:18:36,973 --> 01:18:39,192 Whoop, whoop! 1231 01:18:39,236 --> 01:18:40,280 Thanks, Mom. 1232 01:18:42,587 --> 01:18:44,589 Okay. 1233 01:18:44,632 --> 01:18:47,157 Hey, guys. Check it out. 1234 01:18:54,294 --> 01:18:56,035 Looks like your antibodies worked. 1235 01:18:56,079 --> 01:18:59,212 I guess it'll take a while to whip up another batch. 1236 01:18:59,256 --> 01:19:02,389 Well, it's a good thing I have these. 1237 01:19:04,261 --> 01:19:07,220 Now, you are aware this will reverse all the Renew effects? 1238 01:19:07,264 --> 01:19:09,440 That's okay. I think I like the old me better. 1239 01:19:12,269 --> 01:19:15,228 Didn't I tell you she was a great cheerleader? 1240 01:19:24,629 --> 01:19:25,935 Sorry. 1241 01:19:35,161 --> 01:19:36,946 You've never looked better. 1242 01:19:43,343 --> 01:19:45,302 Mm-hmm. 1243 01:19:49,045 --> 01:19:52,309 Wait. What's wrong? 1244 01:19:52,352 --> 01:19:55,660 I think we might have messed up the dosage of antibodies we gave Brittany. 1245 01:19:55,703 --> 01:19:58,576 I'm sure it's fine. Yeah? 1246 01:19:58,619 --> 01:20:03,233 Uh, guys? I'm pretty sure it's not fine. 1247 01:20:05,409 --> 01:20:07,672 Oh, my God. Is she? 1248 01:20:07,715 --> 01:20:09,456 - It's moving. - Brittany? 1249 01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:11,284 Brittany? Are you okay? 1250 01:20:11,328 --> 01:20:13,809 Is she in there? She's moving. I don't wanna... 1251 01:20:13,852 --> 01:20:14,853 Oh, my gosh. 1252 01:20:14,897 --> 01:20:16,986 Ew.Scary. 1253 01:20:17,029 --> 01:20:18,814 Should we help her? It is Brittany. Hey, Brittany. 1254 01:20:24,297 --> 01:20:26,256 Brittany, stand up. 1255 01:20:26,299 --> 01:20:28,345 I am standing up! 1256 01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:37,397 Didn't you come with my Happy Meal? 1257 01:20:37,441 --> 01:20:40,270 You're not Snow White anymore. Now you're one of the dwarves. 1258 01:20:46,102 --> 01:20:49,540 No! 1259 01:20:53,500 --> 01:20:54,762 You're just too much, boy. 1260 01:20:56,373 --> 01:20:57,983 Let's do this. 1261 01:21:12,824 --> 01:21:16,480 ♪ Touch me there I-I-I-I can be your dirty girl ♪ 1262 01:21:16,523 --> 01:21:20,397 ♪ Pull my hair I-I-I-I will be your dirty girl ♪ 1263 01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:24,140 ♪ Dirty! Dirty! It's a dirty world ♪ 1264 01:21:24,183 --> 01:21:27,404 ♪ Dirty! Dirty! I-I-I-I'll be your dirty girl ♪ 1265 01:21:27,447 --> 01:21:29,319 ♪ Touch me there, dirty! ♪ 1266 01:21:29,362 --> 01:21:31,234 ♪ I'll be your dirty girl ♪ 1267 01:21:31,277 --> 01:21:33,018 ♪ Touch me there, dirty! ♪ 1268 01:21:33,062 --> 01:21:34,802 ♪ I'll be your dirty girl ♪ 1269 01:21:34,846 --> 01:21:36,761 ♪ Pull my hair, dirty! ♪ 1270 01:21:36,804 --> 01:21:38,763 ♪ It's a dirty world ♪ 1271 01:21:38,806 --> 01:21:43,202 ♪ Touch me there I'll be your dirty girl Dirty! Dirty! ♪ 1272 01:21:43,246 --> 01:21:46,162 ♪ I'll be a dirty girl ♪ 1273 01:21:46,205 --> 01:21:49,687 ♪ Now that I made all of your dreams come true Oh, yeah ♪ 1274 01:21:49,730 --> 01:21:53,299 ♪ Let me show you what we're gonna do Here's what I want for you ♪ 1275 01:21:53,343 --> 01:21:57,042 ♪ You will obey me when I tell you to ♪ 1276 01:21:57,086 --> 01:22:00,045 ♪ Shut up, baby Let me give it to you ♪ 1277 01:22:00,089 --> 01:22:03,657 ♪ Surprise me When you take off my shirt ♪ 1278 01:22:03,701 --> 01:22:08,184 ♪ You're inside me When you reach up my skirt ♪ 1279 01:22:08,227 --> 01:22:11,839 ♪ Leave me be Don't make me wait no more ♪ 1280 01:22:11,883 --> 01:22:15,887 ♪ Just take me now and I'll be your dirty girl ♪ 1281 01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:19,238 ♪ Touch me there I-I-I-I can be your dirty girl ♪ 1282 01:22:19,282 --> 01:22:23,242 ♪ Pull my hair I-I-I-I will be your dirty girl ♪ 1283 01:22:23,286 --> 01:22:26,942 ♪ Dirty! Dirty! It's a dirty world ♪ 1284 01:22:26,985 --> 01:22:30,510 ♪ Dirty! Dirty! I-I-I-I'll be your dirty girl ♪ 1285 01:22:30,554 --> 01:22:32,034 ♪ Touch me there, dirty! ♪ 1286 01:22:32,077 --> 01:22:33,992 ♪ I'll be your dirty girl ♪ 1287 01:22:34,036 --> 01:22:35,820 ♪ Touch me there, dirty! ♪ 1288 01:22:35,863 --> 01:22:37,561 ♪ I'll be your dirty girl ♪ 1289 01:22:37,604 --> 01:22:39,824 ♪ Pull my hair, dirty! ♪ 1290 01:22:39,867 --> 01:22:41,217 ♪ It's a dirty world ♪ 1291 01:22:41,260 --> 01:22:42,958 ♪ Touch me there, dirty! ♪ 1292 01:22:43,001 --> 01:22:44,785 ♪ I'll be your dirty girl ♪ 1293 01:22:44,829 --> 01:22:48,354 ♪ Give it to me, give it to me Dirty ♪ 1294 01:22:48,398 --> 01:22:52,315 ♪ Come on, baby Just give it to me ♪ 1295 01:22:52,358 --> 01:22:56,014 ♪ Touch me there I-I-I-I can be your dirty girl ♪ 1296 01:22:56,058 --> 01:22:59,975 ♪ Pull my hair I-I-I-I will be your dirty girl ♪ 1297 01:23:00,018 --> 01:23:03,630 ♪ Dirty! Dirty! It's a dirty world ♪ 1298 01:23:03,674 --> 01:23:06,938 ♪ Dirty! Dirty! I-I-I-I'll be your dirty girl ♪ 1299 01:23:06,982 --> 01:23:08,896 ♪ Touch me there, dirty! ♪ 1300 01:23:08,940 --> 01:23:10,768 ♪ I'll be your dirty girl ♪ 1301 01:23:10,811 --> 01:23:12,639 ♪ Touch me there dirty! ♪ 1302 01:23:12,683 --> 01:23:14,337 ♪ I'll be your dirty girl It gets better ♪ 1303 01:23:14,380 --> 01:23:16,643 ♪ Pull my hair, dirty! ♪ 1304 01:23:16,687 --> 01:23:18,036 ♪ I'll be your dirty girl I mean, who likes a dirty girl anyway? ♪ 1305 01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:20,169 ♪ Touch me there, dirty! ♪ 1306 01:23:20,212 --> 01:23:22,475 ♪ I'll be your dirty girl ♪